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vaffelpigen
vaffelpigen (23 år, 1702 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:07

der er ingen smalle steder i bredgade

SnowDream88
SnowDream88 (26 år, 511 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:07

- Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families.

- Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

- Always forgive you enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

- I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight.

- Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus.

- Hi. I am probably home. Im just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you. grinning

xD

Catpiv
Catpiv (32 år, 446 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:14

Carpe diem

UbikValis
UbikValis (30 år, 109 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:14

Life is a zero-sum game.

Tough shit, princess.

Same shit, different assholes.

Kids are like any other group in the world: a few winners, a whole lot of losers!

The empire never ended.

Oblectamentum
Oblectamentum (40 år, 1736 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:19

"My people have but one bunghole."
The allmighty Cornholio.

HeartKiller
HeartKiller (32 år, 677 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:25

|Bythos|02/02/2010 18:06
Catch you on the flipside

Hehe det er så fedt når han siger det i Boondock Saints. Har jeg også til at stå i min profil smile

Fedeste citat er fra That 70s show af Red:
"When my time comes I want to be buried face down. That way whoever doesn't like me can kiss my ass"

HeartKiller
HeartKiller (32 år, 677 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:26

“When I get sick, I stop being sick and be awesome. True story.”

SnowDream88
SnowDream88 (26 år, 511 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:26

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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Get revenge. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell the asshole what you feel. Let someone know what they're missing. Laugh til your stomach hurts. LIVE LIFE!

HeartKiller
HeartKiller (32 år, 677 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:27

"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything"
-Nietzsche

BLACK BETTY
BLACK BETTY (24 år, 1699 debatindlæg) 02/02/10 19:28

|sugardream88|02/02/2010 19:26
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Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for you. Say no. Spend all your cash! Fall in love. Get to know someone random. Be random. Say I love you. Sing out loud. Laugh at a stupid joke. Cry. Get revenge. Apologize. Tell someone how much they mean to you. Tell the asshole what you feel. Let someone know what they're missing. Laugh til your stomach hurts. LIVE LIFE!

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